Bill Elricht: You know who you remind me of? Jack Nagle: Joey Fitone of N Sync? Bill Elricht: No, I, I don't see that at all. No, you remind me of a young Bill Elricht. Why, when I was your age, I took ass-kissing so seriously I crawled right up my boss's butt, straight through his intestines and came out the head of the company! Jack Nagle: And you didn't let little things like friends and loved ones slow you down? Bill Elricht: Hell no. You know what I said to my wife the day she asked me for a divorce? Jack Nagle: What? Bill Elricht: "Okay." As far as friends go, I've got a ton of people who are nice to me simply because I'm rich, it's effortless! Jack Nagle: Your cup runneth over, sir.