Kili: (Kili is gently flirting with an Elf maid when he catches Dwalin glaring at him) I can't say I fancy Elves myself, too thin. They're all high cheekbones and creamy skin. Not enough facial hair for me. (He motions to an Elf walking behind him) Kili: Although, that one there's not bad. Dwalin: That's not an Elf Maid. (the Elf turns around, revealing that he is indeed a male) Kili: (the Dwarves burst out laughing at Kili's "mistake") That's funny.