Madge's Son-in-Law: How many husbands have you had?
Madge Hardcastle: Including my own?
Sonny: Everything will be all right in the end... if it's not all right then it's not the end.
Jean: As long as such a fall happens to occur right next to the panic button.
Sonny: (trying to reach a fallen Norman) Let me through, my brother is a doctor.
(It is builder's tea)
Evelyn: , we dunk biscuits into it.
Sunaina's Brother: Dunk?
Evelyn: Means lowering the biscuit into the tea and letting it soak in there and trying to calculate the exact moment before the biscuit dissolves, when you whip it up into your mouth and enjoy the blissful union of biscuits and tea combined. It's more relaxing than it sounds.
Evelyn: Nothing here has worked out quite as I expected.
Muriel: Most things don't. But sometimes what happens instead is the good stuff.
Orderly: My wife is from Mumbai.
Muriel: Well don't blame me, you married her!
Graham Dashwood: I'm gay - although nowadays more in theory than in practice.
Sonny: everything will be alright in the end, so if it is not alright, it is not yet the end