Jack Black: We may not win tonight / But we shall win the ultimate fight... and I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally: I am going to FIGHT the nominees! Will Ferrell: I like the way you're talkin'. I'm sick of this crap. Jack Black: HEY, LEO! You think you can date supermodels and win awards? I'm gonna elbow you in the larynx! Will Ferrell: Ryan Gosling... you're all hip and now. Well, I'm gonna break your hip... RIGHT NOW! Jack Black: Hey Peter O'Toole... you're all legendary and English. I don't care; I'm gonna beat you down with my NICKELODEON AWARD! Will Ferrell: MARK WAHLBERG! WHERE ARE YOU? I won't mess with you. You're actually kinda badass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented. Jack Black: And Helen Mirren? You are just hot. What party are you going to?