Captain Jack Wander: You like Tom, don't you? I saw the way you watched him when he came in. That's why you follow him around. You want him to give you a blowjob, like that hooker that I caught you with when we were sergeants, remember? Captain James Biggs: Shut up, Jack! Captain Jack Wander: Does your wife know that you use prostitutes, Jimmy? Captain James Biggs: It was the best head I ever had. And what about you, Jack? You always found it hard to keep your prick out of the ghetto. It's a two-way street, buddy. You can't ride the tiger forever. You get the hell out of my office. Captain Jack Wander: Do the department a favor and wash your mouth out with buckshot.