(Starsky and Hutch are in the Captain's office) Captain Doby: You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody. Hutch: How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop. Starsky: Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop. Hutch: Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk. Starsky: For your information, my hair is naturally curly. Hutch: No it's not. Starsky: Yes it is. Hutch: That's a perm job all the way. Starsky: TOUCH IT. (Hutch touches Starsky's hair) Captain Doby: Hey. Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You two are partners.