Lieut. Glysko: As my late father would say, all women are unfair. Capt. Paul Gerard: If they weren't, there'd be no Foreign Legion.
Colonel Pascal: Your record is an excellent one, except for certain, uh, shall we say, uh, romantic, uh, complications. Capt. Paul Gerard: My duties have taken me into many strange places. Colonel Pascal: So I noticed.
Bamboule: Knowing the captain, I'd look for him in some nice, cool room with a sultry lady. Orderly: There are so many sultry ladies in Tesket. Bamboule: Uh huh. Interesting problem, isn't it?