Open Water 2: Adrift (called Adrift in the UK, Australia, and various other countries, and called Open Water 2 in Germany) is a 2006 German thriller filmed entirely in Malta, starring Eric Dane, Susan May Pratt, Richard Speight, Jr., Niklaus Lange, Ali Hillis, and Cameron Richardson. Promotional posters claim the film is based on actual events. Wikipedia
James: Our daughter is scarred for life. She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted to Popeye, or a lesbian.