Mouth: I'm really messed up on the hooch, you know.
Dan Scott: OK, just wait. Let's just talk. Nathan: Bout what? Dan Scott: I dunno. How's your wife? Nathan: (Nathan looks as him mom steps out of the house and looks at them) Lot happier than yours.
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate. Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Dan Scott: Nathan, how have you been? Nathan Scott: Drunk. Bitter. Kinda like Mom.
Brooke: Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already! (she sticks her hand into the shower) Brooke: Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!
Jules: You didn't turn your cell phone off in a church?
Dan Scott: It might be God.
Karen Roe: (referring to Dan) Look at him... With his ass of a suit, his assy smile, and his frat boy haircut!
Dan Scott: (to Nathan) Can't blame a man for trying to hold on.
(nathan is looking at the sand from the beach where he was married)
Chris Keller: (Nathan punches Chris - again) Ah! Stop hitting me!
Nathan Scott: Stop kissing my wife!
Chris Keller: I'll stop when you start!
Brooke: (Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student) This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?
College Guy: I shouldn't but... here you go.
(he gives her one pill)
Brooke: Just one?
College Guy: Okay.
(he hands her another)
College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time -
(Brooke has swallowed both at once)
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: (Dan asks Lucas to play a basketball game one on one) No I think I'll pass.
Dan Scott: That's exactly what i want you to do pass the ball to Nathan tonight.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Mental note, Nathan's Daddy wants me to pass the ball to him.
Chris Keller: (playing guitar as Brooke walks by his hotel room) Lucas and Haley aren't back yet, but you can come on into the devil's lair, put down your things, have sex with Chris Keller... whatever.
Keith Scott: How could you do this to me?
Dan Scott: Everytime I thought about you screwing my wife and the heart attack you gave me it got easier.
Keith Scott: I can't believe you.
Dan Scott: Well maybe you could find out in the phone book. Look under 'w' for whore. But wait she's not that smart so look under 'h'.
Lucas: There's something I have to tell you. You should sit.
Karen Roe: Okay. I think I'll stand.
Lucas: This is gonna hurt you, Mom. And I'm sorry.
Karen Roe: What happened?
Lucas: Brooke's pregnant.
Karen Roe: (she slaps him) Oh, my God, Lucas. I'm so sorry.
Lucas: I guess I deserved that. Stupid...
(he walks off)
Dan Scott: Nathan, how have you been?
Nathan Scott: Drunk. Bitter. Kinda like Mom.