Ali Hakim: I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun.
Curly: If she liked me any more, she'd sic the dogs on me.
Ado Annie Carnes: Sometimes there seems like times that men ain't got no need for women. Girl: There's sometimes women ain't got no need for men. Ado Annie Carnes: Yeah, but who wants to be dead?
Will Parker: Now that I got that fifty dollars, you name the date. Ado Annie Carnes: August 15th. Will Parker: Why August 15th? Ado Annie Carnes: Because that was the first day I'se kissed! Will Parker: Oh was it? I didn't remember that! Ado Annie Carnes: You wasn't there.
Laurey: Curly! You're sittin' on the stove! Curly: Yeouch! (Jumps up, feels the stove) Curly: Cold as a hunk of ice. Laurey: Wish it would've burned a hole in your pants.
Will Parker: I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat! Ali Hakim: That's logical.
Ado Annie Carnes: He called me his Persian kitten! Carnes: what'd you call her that for? Ali Hakim: Ohh - I don't remember... Ado Annie Carnes: I do! He said I's like a Persian kitten cause they is the cats with the soft round tails! Carnes: (cocking his gun) That's enough. In this country that better be a proposal of marriage.
Ali Hakim: You'd hardly ever see your daughter no more! Carnes: That'd be all right. Just take care of her, son.
Ali Hakim: It's a wonderful thing to be married. I got a brother in Persia got six wives. Ado Annie Carnes: Six wives all at once? Will Parker: Why, sure. That's the way they do in them countries. Ali Hakim: Not always; I got a brother in Persia only got one wife. He's a bachelor.
Jud Fry: Look at me. I'm a hired hand. I got dirt on my hands. Pig slop. I ain't fit to touch you, am I - you're better. Oh, you're so much better, Miss Laurey Williams! Well we'll see how much better you are, and then you won't be so free and easy and hifalutin' with your airs! You such a FINE lady!