Merritt McKinney: Um... Allow me to make plain what we've both been thinking. Henley Reeves: And what's that? Merritt McKinney: Well, obviously you have feelings of affection for Daniel. Unrequited and misguided, owing to his lack of emotional availability. Consequently, you're very tightly... how should I put it? Um... corked. Henley Reeves: Oh, I am? Merritt McKinney: Now, recognizing that you have physical needs not being met, and strictly in the vein of helping a sister out, I invite you to think of me as your own personal corkscrew. Henley Reeves: Wow, thanks. Let me mull over that offer of cheap and meaningless sex. Merritt McKinney: Cheap and meaningless, maybe, but, uh, not time-consuming.