No Such Thing (Icelandic: Skrímsli) is a 2001 United States-Icelandic film directed by Hal Hartley. It tells the story of Beatrice (Sarah Polley), a tabloid journalist whose fiancé is killed by a monster in Iceland. The film, based very loosely on the Anglo-Saxon epic Beowulf, was screened in the Un Certain Regard section at the May 2001 Cannes Film Festival. Wikipedia
The Monster: The time it takes to kill these morons is... depressing.