New Girl is an American sitcom television series that premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Developed by Elizabeth Meriwether under the working title Chicks & Dicks, the series revolves around offbeat teacher Jess (Zooey Deschanel) after she moves into an L.A. loft with three men, Nick (Jake Johnson), Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and Winston (Lamorne Morris); Jess' best friend Cece (Hannah Simone) and old-turned-new loftmate Coach (Damon Wayans, Jr.) also appear regularly. The show combines comedy and drama elements as the characters, who are in their early thirties, deal with maturing relationships and career choices. The series' fourth season premiered on September 16, 2014. The series was renewed for a fifth season on March 31, 2015. The fifth season premiered on January 5, 2016. Wikipedia
Nick Miller: (Nick walks in to see Jess packing kitchen appliances into a garbage bag) Whoa, whoa, Jess! What are you doing? That's my ketchup collection. Jess: This fertility website says I need to get rid of anything with toxins. Nick Miller: Did you put the microwave in the trash? Jess: Yes. Nick Miller: Why would you do that? Jess: Microwaves zap things! (they argue) Nick Miller: It's what makes burritos delicious! Jess: You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick? Nick Miller: You're puttin' me in a tough spot.