NCIS is an American police procedural drama television series, revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which conducts criminal investigations involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. Wikipedia
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs, do you have him? Abby Sciuto: (smug) Are you seriously asking me that? Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: (deadpan) No, I called to flirt.