Jack Taylor: What's this I hear about you threatening to spray this play with an AK-47? Tom Stansfield: Oh... well, I was just making a joke. Jack Taylor: Oh that's funny to you? People dying? And what's this I hear about you making fun of midgets? Tom Stansfield: I never make fun of midgets! Jack Taylor: You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.