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Mork: Exidor! Exidor: (looks away from Mork) Mork! Is that you?

Franklin Delano Bickley: That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more. Mindy McConnell: Oh, come on, we don't make that much noise. Franklin Delano Bickley: I know, I was blaming it on you but it's time i faced it. I've lost it. Mork: We could form a posse and find it if you want. Franklin Delano Bickley: No, it's no use. They say your sympathy is the first thing to go. I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack. Not any more. (pulls a card from his pocket) Franklin Delano Bickley: Listen to this. "Your pet rabbit died. Poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it". Mork: Aww, that's sad.

Louise Bailey: (in a jail cell with Mindy) Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter. Mindy McConnell: You're kidding! Louise Bailey: No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket. Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket. Louise Bailey: Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out. Mindy McConnell: Who's Walter? Louise Bailey: My husband. Mindy McConnell: What was he doing in the trunk? Louise Bailey: Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years. Mindy McConnell: (Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell) Well, you look well rested. Louise Bailey: You don't snore, do you, dear?

Mork: (referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings) Come on, Mind, Exidor *knows* what he's doing. Exidor: (storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend) What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble. Exidor: (to Mork) Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman. Mork: What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms. Exidor: I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back. Exidor: Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that? Mindy McConnell: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Exidor: Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller. Mindy McConnell: Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller. Exidor: *I* did... (suddenly looks the other way) Exidor: Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails (Exidor storms off with "Pepe")

Mearth: (seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys) Mammy, the tooth fairy *has* been keeping up with inflation. Mindy McConnell: (sarcastic) Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this. Mork: (Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room) Surprise! Mindy McConnell: No, not really.

Mork: (excited) Wait a minute, I've got to show you something. I've already picked out my bumper sticker. (runs into bedroom and returns with a whole car bumper) Todd Norman Taylor aka TNT: (reading the sticker) "Aliens make better lovers". Mork: And look at this one here. "Horn if you're a honky".

Exidor: (Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back) All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't." Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh... Exidor: (Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head) Too late. Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic. Exidor: Madam, you flatter me.

Miss Geezba: Stand up straight, Mork. Mork: Ma'am. Miss Geezba: And don't forget that book report. Mork: Yeah.. yes, ma'am. I'm doing it on the wit and wisdom of Richard Nixon. It'll be a one-page essay.

Mindy McConnell: (Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork) I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha... R R R!... R R Rrrr.

Mindy McConnell: (Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death) Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I...I...I put on your spacesuit. Mork: (shocked) The helmet, too? Mindy McConnell: Boots and all! Mork: (after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation) Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you. (Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots)

Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

Politician: You know I'd like to thank you for the time and trouble in bringing this to my attention. Before you go, I would like to present you with one of my souvenir pens. Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this. (Mork pulls a handful of pens out of his jacket pocket) Mork: And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point

Mork: (Eugene has just said that he needs to tell him something important) Well, come on, I'm waiting here with a worm on my tongue. Eugene: Huh? Mork: Baited breath.

Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?

Holly: (Mork places his hand on Holly's forehead) Why are you doing that? Mork: Well, Eugene said you were hot stuff, you're actually only 98.4.

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