Mixed Nuts is a 1994 American Christmas comedy film directed by Nora Ephron, based on the 1982 French comedy film, Le Père Noël est une ordure. Co-written by Ephron and her sister Delia, the film features an ensemble cast which includes Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn, Rita Wilson, Anthony LaPaglia, Garry Shandling, Juliette Lewis, and Adam Sandler. Wikipedia
Felix: Look what I got for you!
(takes out a piece of paper)
Felix: This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free! All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will.
Gracie Barzini: Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...
Felix: Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.
Gracie Barzini: ...you're a loser.