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Commodore Jackson: Even a dead fish can float downstream.

Commodore Jackson: Never mind what I told you! You do as I tell you!

Commodore Jackson: ...unsheathing my Bowie knife, I cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behi (wooden Indian passes by the door whose top half is open, startling him) Commodore Jackson: ... (cough) Commodore Jackson: ... behind me. Since that time of course, the noble red man and his pale faced friends have smoked the pipe of peace. (another Indian passes by - pause and cringes) Commodore Jackson: Why I wouldn't of more think now of harming a hair on a red man's head than I would sticking a fork in my mother's back. Heh... why, some of my best friends are Indians... Shug Indians.

Gambler #1: Four aces. Commodore Jackson: Huh? Gambler #2: That's funny... I've got four aces. Commodore Jackson: Oh, don't tell me. (starting to worry) Gambler #1: (brandishing a pistol) There's only four aces in the deck and the man that holds the first four wins.

Commodore Jackson: My last encounter with the redskins was over thirty-five years ago. I was a mere stripling. Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Is that so? (skeptically) Commodore Jackson: I whipped out my revolver... Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Revolvers weren't invented thirty-five years ago. (sneering) Commodore Jackson: Uh... uh... I know that, but the Indians didn't know it. It doesn't matter - I threw it away. Female passenger: Oh, how exciting - please don't interrupt. Commodore Jackson: I had just swum the rapids. I had my canoe under one arm and a Rocky Mountain goat under the other. Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: How could you swim without the use of your arms? Commodore Jackson: Uh, uh... in those days I had, uh, I had very strong legs. Uh, excuse me (sheepishly doffs hat to woman) Commodore Jackson: , very strong limbs. Female passenger: You must have been full of fire in your youth. Commodore Jackson: I had to carry fire insurance until I was over forty. As I arrived at the river bank, I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians. The most ferocious... have you ever been to Shug country? Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: No, I haven't. (glaring at the Commodore) Commodore Jackson: Uh, that's fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and (slowly and dramatically) Commodore Jackson: cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me. Female passenger: (collapsing) Oh, oh, oh... oh. Commodore Jackson: Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I've gone too far. Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: What, what happened to the goat? (no trace of skepticism) Commodore Jackson: He was very good with mustard.

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