Shirley Moochmore: Are you one of Dr Thornbender's patients as well? Sandra: Yep. And I love her. And I don't like whiteys as a rule, but Shaz... Shaz isn't white. She's a new colour. She's mauve. Shaz: Awwwwww Sandra: It's true, Shaz, you're mauve. You're fucking mauve. Now Shaz knows. She knows. She's gonna change your fucking life. Shirley Moochmore: That's the impression I get.