Mean Machine is a 2001 British comedy-drama film directed by Barry Skolnick. It stars former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, featuring association football rather than American football. It also reunites most of the cast who have starred in the Guy Ritchie blockbusters Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Wikipedia
Mean Machine is a member of the following lists: English-language films, Film remakes, Prison films, British films, Sports comedy films, 2001 films, Association football films, 2000s comedy-drama films, British comedy-drama films and British sports films.
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