Mean Machine is a 2001 British comedy-drama film directed by Barry Skolnick. It stars former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, featuring association football rather than American football. It also reunites most of the cast who have starred in the Guy Ritchie blockbusters Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch.
(In his role as the team's "owner," Sykes is sitting on the team bench, smoking a cigar)
Massive: Boy, Mr. Sykes, you look the part. All you need now is a...
(He trails off as a man drapes a sheepskin coat over Sykes' shoulders)