(Tai-Lung's nerve strikes are only tickling Po) Po: (laughing) Stop! I'm gonna pee!
Shifu: When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate... you stink. (Po frowns) Shifu: But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you is, with this. (pulls out a bowl of dumplings) Po: Oh great, 'cause I am hungry! Shifu: (laughs and pulls the bowl away) Good. When you have been trained, you may eat. (He eats a dumpling) Shifu: Let us begin.
Tai Lung: Who are you? Po: Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior! (bows over, panting from the stairs) Tai Lung: (incredulous) You? (laughs) Tai Lung: He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? Po: Don't tempt me.
Tai Lung: Finally... oh, yes... at last, the power of the Dragon Scroll shall be mine! (He opens the scroll - and stares at it) Tai Lung: It's... it's nothing! Po: It's okay. I didn't get it the first time either. Tai Lung: What? Po: There is no secret ingredient. It's just you.
(watching Po get massacred by the training hall's obstacle course) Shifu: This'll be easier than I thought.
Shifu: Let us begin. Po: What? Uh... I don't think I can do all those moves right away. Shifu: (chuckles) Well, we'll never know unless we try, will we? Po: Well, maybe we could start out with something more at, you know, my level. Shifu: And what level is that? Po: Uh... level zero? Shifu: (chuckles) There is no level zero. Po: Well, what about that? (He indicates a small dummy) Shifu: That? We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it gets hot. But, if you insist...
Tai Lung: (growls) I rotted in jail for 20 years because of YOUR weakness! Shifu: Obeying your master is not weakness! Tai Lung: You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! You always knew! But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? What did you do? Nothing! Shifu: You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior, that was not my fault! Tai Lung: Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train until my bones cracked? Who denied me my destiny? Shifu: It was never my decision to make! Tai Lung: (snarls and holds up Oogway's stick) It is now. Give me the scroll. Shifu: I would rather die.
(after completing his training) Shifu: You have done well, Panda. Po: Done well? Done well? Ha, I've done awesome! (Elbows Shifu) Shifu: The sign of a true hero is humility. But, yes, you have done... (elbows Po, causing him to stagger) Shifu: ... awesome. (They laugh)
(Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling) Po: What? Mantis: Oh, nothing... Master Shifu. Po: Oh, yeah, yeah. (imitating Shifu) Po: "You'll never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!" (everyone except Tigress laughs) Po: "What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it!"
Shifu: After you, Panda. Po: What? Just like that? No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike? Shifu: I vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You are free to eat. (Po picks up his chopsticks) Shifu: Enjoy. (Po lifts a dumpling to his mouth, but it is snatched away) Po: Hey! Shifu: I said, you are free to eat. Have a dumpling. (Po tries another dumpling, it is snatched away again) Shifu: You-are-free-to-eat. Po: Am I? Shifu: Are you?
Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. (disables Monkey with a nerve strike) Tai Lung: But he didn't teach you everything.
(Tai Lung, after evading all the prison's deathtraps, leaps to the last one, a cluster of dynamite, and pulls it free) Zeng: Can we run now? Commander Vachir: (quavering) Yes.
Oogway: You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Shifu: Master! I have... it's very bad news! Oogway: Ah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad. Shifu: Master, your vision. Your vision was right! Tai-Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way! (pause) Oogway: That *is* bad news.