Home Fries is a 1998 film directed by Dean Parisot, starring Drew Barrymore, Luke Wilson and Jake Busey. The script was originally penned by writer Vince Gilligan for a film class at New York University. It was filmed in Lockhart, Taylor and Bastrop, Texas. Wikipedia
(Instructing Sally to give birth) Childbirth Instructor: You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!