Jay: Let's have a butt.
Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.
Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
(Jay and Ice laugh)
Jay: You got any cash? Hollywood?
Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed do do with my afternoon.
Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe threw your nose.
(Jay laughs but stops as Ice offensively glares at him)
(after Max has tricked the witches into thinking it was Daylight Savings Time and kicked the cauldron of potion on its side)
Sarah: (all gaily) I feel alive.
Winifred Sanderson: Of course, we are alive. That boy has tricked us again. It's my curse and you two oafs. Get off me! Look the candle is almost out.
(indeed it is)
Winifred Sanderson: (now crying) And my potion, my beautiful potion
(now with hope)
Winifred Sanderson: Look, there's just enough left for one child. Get me a vial!
(the spell is broken as the party guests come out all beat and sweaty)
Jenny: (singing and laughing) I put a spell on you...
Dave: And I thought L.A. was a party town.
Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!
Sarah: Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok...
(Winnifred punches Sarah in the stomach)
Winifred Sanderson: You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!
Allison: Officer, this is not a prank!
Cop: HEY! I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this? Get outta here.
Allison: (runs off in fear with Max, Dani, and Binx) Come on, Dani.
Cop: And take that cat with you.
(the cop laughs)
Cop's Girlfriend: (comes out wearing a Halloween costume) What's so funny, Eddie?
Cop: Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop.
(his girlfriend laughs)
Winifred Sanderson: (Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape) Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.
Thackery's Father: Winifred Sanderson?
Winifred Sanderson: Yes?
Thackery's Father: I will ask thee one final time.
Winifred Sanderson: Yes?
Thackery's Father: What hast thou done with my son, Thackery?
Winifred Sanderson: Thackery? Hmmm...
Thackery's Father: ANSWER ME!
Winifred Sanderson: Well, I don't know... Cat's got my tongue.
Dani: (Winnie swooping down to take Dani) MAX!
Allison: I like your costume, Dani.
Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any - what do you call them, Max? Yabbos?
(Max nearly spits out the cider he's drinking)
Dani: Max likes your yabbos... in fact, he loves them!
Sarah: Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! dead!
Bus Driver: Mmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!
Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?
Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning.
Master's Wife: Yeah sure, me too.
Max: What happened?
Dani: (re-adjusts her witch's hat and says in a disgusted tone) A virgin... lit the candle.
Sarah: (singing in the sky) Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.