Johnny Storm: Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.
Susan Storm: We're all in this together, Ben. Ben Grimm: Together? Susie, look at me. You got no idea what I'd - what I'd give to be invisible.
(as the four enter the elevator, it creaks and from Ben's massive body weight) Johnny Storm: Either we're moving really fast or not at all. (the elevator's "exceed maximum weight" sign lights up) Ben Grimm: I'll take the stairs.
Victor Von Doom: Isn't it funny the way things turn out? Reed Richards: Hilarious.
Johnny Storm: (to Reed) Hey. Nice do. Likin' the grandpa look.
Johnny Storm: (to Doom, after he sent a heat seeking missile after him) You missed me!
Johnny Storm: (after Ben has transformed back to the Thing) Had a little relapse, huh? Welcome back!
Reed Richards: A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?
Nurse: Johnny! You're on fire!
Johnny Storm: Thanks! You're pretty good too!
Ben Grimm: You know, you could'a run an ad in the personals.
Alicia Masters: Sensual blind chick seeks three-ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship.
Ben Grimm: (sounding more hopeful than realistic) This ain't permanent. My friend Reed is working on a cure... I think.
Alicia Masters: Bennie... you feel good 'as is'.
(Susan and Reed enter the laboratory happily chatting, but fall silent when they become aware of Ben waiting for them)
Ben Grimm: Yeah - I have that effect on people.
X Games Announcer: (after Johnny has ignited during a biker stunt) He's ok! He's all right! I have to give you props Johnny. You were on fire!
(Reed opens the bathroom door as Sue get's out)
Susan Storm: (Sue goes invisible) You could knock!
Reed Richards: Sorry.
(Reed slams the door shut)
Reed Richards: Exposure to a high energy cosmic storm could advance our knowledge of planetary life.
Victor Von Doom: Same old Reed, always stretching, reaching for the stars.
(after he falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water, talking to nurse)
Johnny Storm: Care to join me?