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Silas: (In a Subtitle before Shooting Mr.Tumnus Dead) I'm Rick James, Bitch!


Silas: (In a Subtitle) I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on Yo Ass! Aslo: ARRRRRRGH! (the Camera Starts Pin-Pointing on Aslo as a Subtitle appears) Aslo: Great News, I just saved a bunch of Money on My Car Insurance!


Peter: (From unrated version) (as Superman, Peter is shot in the eye by a thug) Peter: Oh my god! You shot me in the fucking eye! Oh, that really hurt! Why would you do that? That was so unneccesary! (backs up and falls off of roof)


Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: (From unrated version) Enough is enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Susan: So have I! Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Enough is Enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Susan: Right... Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Susan: Why do you keep saying that? Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love it when I say "I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!" Susan: Alright, we get it already. Okay? Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: No! I don't think you do! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Susan: Why are you yelling? Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shit, bitch! I'm ALWAYS yellin'! I'm Samuel motherfuckin' Jackson! Susan: Bitch? (Gets thrown off the plane)


Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike: Yeah! We just punked Edward. *Shwam!* That was awesome.


Peter: We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful. Lucy: Perky breasts?


Susan: (Lucy is cleaning doorknob) What are you doing? Lucy: Willy told me he wanted his knob polished. Susan: Dumbass.


Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! (clapping excitably) Peter: King wants a monobrow!


Peter: Badonkadonk.


White Bitch: God, I hate those fuckin' kids


Nacho Libre: NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!


(last lines) Borat: Jagshemash! You did it! You make moviefilm have happy ending. (Captain Jack Swallows comes on his wheel and runs Lucy, Peter, Susan and Edward over) Borat: NOT!


Peter: (while urinating in the snow) Look! Nicole Richie! (camera shows a stick figure with hair)


Harry Beaver: May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia! Peter the Heroic. Susan the Just. Edward the Loyal. And Lucy the Dumb Shit.


Silas: (to Aslo) I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!


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