Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber (retitled The Social Climber for the U.K. market) is a romantic comedy television film made for the Oxygen Network released March 12, 2005 based on the novel of the same name by Adele Lang. It stars Jennifer Love Hewitt as 28-year-old Katya, an advertising executive more concerned with being a well-known socialite than being a good person. It co-stars Colin Ferguson as her romantic interest, Joey Lawrence as her best friend (a gay prostitute skinhead), and Natassia Malthe. Wikipedia
Katya Livingston: I barely have enough time to keep a journal, let alone breast feed an orphan.