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Alice: (drinks from bottle) Mmm... tastes like cherry tart. (shrinks down) Alice: Grapefruit. (shrinks down) Alice: Pineapple. (shrinks down) Alice: Roast turkey. (now at minimum size) Alice: Goodness! What did I do? Doorknob: You almost went out like a candle! Alice: Why, look! I'm just the right size! Doorknob: No use. I forgot to tell you. I'm locked! Alice: Oh no! Doorknob: But of course, you've got the key, so... Alice: What key? Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there!


(first lines) Alice's sister: (reading from a history book) ... leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him: and even Stigand... Alice. (camera zooms out to show Alice sitting in a tree, playing with Dinah and some daisies) Alice: Hmm? Oh, I'm listening. Alice's sister: And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. William's conduct at first was moderate. (Alice laughs as her daisies fall on her sister's face)


Mad Hatter: (after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch) Two days slow, that's what it is.


Alice: (turning down an offer for a cup of tea) I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time! March Hare: The time! The time! Who's got the time!


Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: (singing together) How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business. (both spoken) Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: That's manners!


(Alice reaches the door to escape from the mob) Doorknob: (tries to open the door) D'oh! Still locked you know! Alice: (in horror) But the queen! I simply must get out! Doorknob: (chuckles) But you *are* outside. Alice: What? Doorknob: (opens his mouth) See for yourself. (Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow) Alice: Why - why that's me! I'm asleep! Queen of Hearts: (shout from a distance) Don't let her get away! Off with her head! Alice: (in terror, through the Doorknob's mouth) Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice! Queen of Hearts: (comes closer with the other mob) Off with her head! Alice: Alice! Please, wake up, Alice! (as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree) Alice: (voiceover) Alice! Alice! Alice! Alice's sister: (changes to her sister's) Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson.


Alice: (after eating a mushroom) I'm tired of being only three inches high. (suddenly grows out of control) Alice: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!


March Hare: Why don't you start at the begining? Mad Hatter: Yes and when you reach the end... Stop.


Queen of Hearts: (after the Queen of Hearts is hit in the head and covered in the table cloth) Someone's head IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS!


King of Hearts: Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately. Alice: I am not a mile high, and I'm not leaving. Queen of Hearts: Sorry. Rule 42, you know.


Queen of Hearts: And who is this? King of Hearts: Let me see, my dear. It's certainly not a heart. Do you suppose it's a club?


White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved... Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper. White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.


Orchid: To put it bluntly, a weed.


Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.


Alice: Well, it all started when I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah. March Hare: Very interesting - Who's Dinah? (Pants lasciviously) Alice: Oh, Dinah's my cat. You see... Dormouse: Cat? CAT!


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